Ok *ahem* I would like to interject, before anyone goes on to describe me for any kind of webpage, yes: I need to make one thing very clear. I, Alastair, bunny, gentleman, am NOT - I repeat, NOT - a chocolate treat. I am a rabbit.

Again, I am a bun. Not a bonbon.

One more time: rabbit. That is me. Cocoa-based confection. That is not me.

Thank you. Please adopt me.